Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
Irish case of assault and battery
|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...