Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
Stupid people stories
Stupid people LICENSE TO STEAL Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...