The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
In Just 3 Words…
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...