Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Having Babies Questions
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...