Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married…
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married....
A REALLY Bad Day – True Story!
A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you’re having a bad day. The following is...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.