Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a...