Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
I said…I really mean…
THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It’s your decision =...
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
Economic pressures
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...