One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Home burglar survey
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...