Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable…
Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the...