Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall
1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming,...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
Love According to Kids
Why PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE”One of the people has freckles and so he finds...