Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...