Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
The Final FBI Test
There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...