Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
Doctors meeting
|A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave,...