A killer butterfly!
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Problems driving
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Car Dimmer Switch Modification
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 “J” STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
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Ticket to Titsburg
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What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
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