Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?”Stand back …. I don’t...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Handling teens
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high...