The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
If Microsoft built cars
|Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model...
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....