African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
An advantage of being with an older woman
An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship...