Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!