Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.