Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
Condom Modelling Rejection
Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery Root Drive Droptrouser, NC 22269Dear John...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...