Let Me See
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How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
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Sick of the Holidays
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Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
How do you get Visual Aids?
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Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
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gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...