POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
These two women went out for a night on the town…
These two women went out for a night on the town and got just...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...