A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
This fellow dies and goes to heaven…
This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: “Why...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...