Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists…
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a ‘Diana Tour’ – a personal...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
List of rules of being a guy:
Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed...
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
Holiday Party Festivity LevelsLevel I: Your guests are conversing quietly, nibbling at their hors...