Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.