People are ignoring me
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Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
The Black Sheep
A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe....
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...