I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
Mysterious picture
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Kinky Sex
There’s this young couple, Louise and Al, they’ve been married for about a year,...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...