A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Mother In Law Had Friends
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”