Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
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Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....