Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Stevie Wonder\’s Wife
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...