Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Purchasing power of burgers
|Cologne, May 27 dpa – The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...