One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
I Confess
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A mouse organ!
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A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
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The programmer’s cheer
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...