Graphics work too much
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Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...
Rabbits Ph.D. Thesis
Rabbit’s Ph.D. Thesis: A Parable for Graduate StudentsScene: It’s a fine sunny day in...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!