The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....