How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...