I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
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Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...