An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
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A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
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What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
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I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
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