Grandmother Too
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...