Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment…
The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits,...
College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Noah And Today’s Ark
Noah And Today’s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...