Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says,...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...