If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...