Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Coffee Time
Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?A: With Kareem!!!Q: What does it...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
At the crazy farm!
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don’t believe in miracles. I...
housekeepers
Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...