Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...