Mom would never say
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Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
Accountant in Heaven
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Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...