Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...