Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Dangerous Squirrels
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...