Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...