baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
Take The Pill
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Modems beat women
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Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
This snow plow driver from North Dakota…
This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride...
Acronyms
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blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...