Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the...
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!