F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Jay Leno Jokes!
Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show…Pharmaceutical companies that make birth control pills are...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...