When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Tricked Him
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with...